So have you ever been in a rehearsal and gotten absolutely nothing done except sit in a corner waiting for your director to give you something to do? No? Well, I have. BT and I usually get labeled as the Aly Raismans of ballet--as being the reliable but in no means flashy ones--and tend to be cast aside until she uses up her favorites. Seeing as we are practically melded at the brain we tend to have some pretty weird conversations that end with gut bursting laughter.
Most people don't get them but we do and we have come up with some crazy schemes. Here are the best.
3) Bisquick.
So I had a dream that I wanted to make pancakes but the only way I knew how was to use Bisquick. Then a pterodactyl smuggled all of it to Russia. I know, I have weird as eff dreams, sue me. So we somehow came up with the idea to find a Hungarian Horntail that talks and fly it to Russia, break into the Kremlin, and steal the pancake mix back.
2) Anita and Maria
This classic movie/musical, West Side Story, is always a sleepover pick for us (along with Center Stage and The Walking Dead) and somehow we got the idea at 3:00 AM to move to New York, spray tan ourselves, dye my hair, change our names to Maria and Anita, speak in Puerto Rican accents, and dance on top of roofs.
1) Dead Bodies
After watching the Walking dead, BT got scared that I would die before her and come back to devour her. So we came up with the plan to put dynamite in my casket and blow it up as I am being lowered into the ground so there is no body to be undead. I honestly have no clue how we got onto this topic in the middle of Party Scene rehearsal for The Nutcracker.
Well, I hope I'm not completely losing it; though, I probably already have.
Until next time.
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